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Friday, July 22, 2011

Panda and Rabbit

one day a rabbit and a panda are taking joyous walk in the woods
suddenly, panda's stomach feels strange.. like he needs to go
so panda asks rabbit to find the restroom with him
"oh yeah! rabbit, there's something i need to ask you"
"when you are using the toilet, are you afraid of getting poop on your fur?"
rabbit answered
"um, i've never been bothered by this problem, i'm not scared at all"
so they begin to search for a restroom in the woods,
they walk..
they walk..
suddenly panda asks worriedly again
"rabbit! i must ask you again. are you afraid of getting poop on your fur?"
rabbit answered
"panda! i'm telling the truth!"
"i'm not scared at all!"
panda and rabbit resume their search in the forest
they finally arrive in front of the door to the restroom
panda asked again
"rabbit! i must ask you again with all seriousness!"
"are you really not afraid of getting poop on your fur?"
rabbit answered with confidence
"panda! i told you twice already!"
"i'm not scared at all"
so.. after panda finished in the restroom
he uses rabbit to wipe his bottom

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